A FEW CHARLIE QUOTES FROM ITS ALWAYS SUNNY
Charlie Day is the MAN. Everyone should embrace their inner Charlie.
- •All right, later dudes. S you in your A's, don't wear a C, and J all over your B's
- •What is your spaghetti policy here?
- •I'm going to smack everyone into tiny little pieces
- •Why don't I just strap on my job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon and fire off into job land, where jobs grow on little jobbies?!?!
- •There's some weird chemical reaction that happens when you combine cat food, beer and glue. It makes you feel like, extremely sick and tired and you're able to fall asleep
- •I am familiar with carpentry and I don't know who my father is. So, am I the messiah? I don't know, I could be, I'm not ruling it out
- •I will smash your face into a jelly!
- •I'll just regress cause I feel Iv made myself perfectly redundant
- •Let's say you and I go toe-to-toe on bird law and see who come out the victor?
- •I'm gona rise up, I'm gona kick a little ass, I'm gona kick some ass in the USA, gona climb a mountain, gona sew a flag, gona fly on an eagle. I'm gona kick some butt, I'm gona drive a big truck, I'm gona rule this world, I'm gona kick some ass, I'm gona ride up. I'm gona kick a little ass. ROCK, FLAG, and EAGLE!!!!!
- •I'll have the milk steak, boiled over hard, and your finest jelly beans, raw.Suggested by @jentin