A FEW CHARLIE QUOTES FROM ITS ALWAYS SUNNY

Charlie Day is the MAN. Everyone should embrace their inner Charlie.
  1. All right, later dudes. S you in your A's, don't wear a C, and J all over your B's
  2. What is your spaghetti policy here?
  3. I'm going to smack everyone into tiny little pieces
  4. Why don't I just strap on my job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon and fire off into job land, where jobs grow on little jobbies?!?!
  5. There's some weird chemical reaction that happens when you combine cat food, beer and glue. It makes you feel like, extremely sick and tired and you're able to fall asleep
  6. I am familiar with carpentry and I don't know who my father is. So, am I the messiah? I don't know, I could be, I'm not ruling it out
  7. I will smash your face into a jelly!
  8. I'll just regress cause I feel Iv made myself perfectly redundant
  9. Let's say you and I go toe-to-toe on bird law and see who come out the victor?
  10. I'm gona rise up, I'm gona kick a little ass, I'm gona kick some ass in the USA, gona climb a mountain, gona sew a flag, gona fly on an eagle. I'm gona kick some butt, I'm gona drive a big truck, I'm gona rule this world, I'm gona kick some ass, I'm gona ride up. I'm gona kick a little ass. ROCK, FLAG, and EAGLE!!!!!
  11. I'll have the milk steak, boiled over hard, and your finest jelly beans, raw.
    Suggested by   @jentin