IT'S ONLY OK IF I...

But if you do these things I will passive aggressively attack you
  1. Reply to a text hours after I've received it
    What can I say I'm a busy lady 💁🏻👏🏼
  2. Straight up ignore a text
    Oopsy 😘
  3. Cough
    Stahp
  4. Take my time actually putting my change into my wallet
    Bc you know how awkward it is when the cashier is like here's you're change and you're like hold on lemme take 10 years to put it away and the people be behind you are like 😤 and you're like 😩
  5. Arrive late to anything
    Sorry my time is precious
  6. Get hiccups
    Dear 👏🏼 God 👏🏼 almighty 👏🏼 just 👏🏼 dont 👏🏼
  7. Mess up when talking
    I don't know why it aggravates me so much when people mess up their words when they talk. I know it's not something anyone can control. But !!!
  8. Sneeze
    Ew
  9. Give opinions in class
    I RARELY do. But I really don't want to hear what you have to say unless it's semi-intelligent
  10. Run a red light
    Ru trying to kill me? Only ok when I have places 2 b
  11. Have clothes all over my room
  12. Listen to my music loudly when other people are in the house
  13. Walk around the house naked
    Suggested by   @estherlimtf
  14. Forget your name
    Suggested by   @estherlimtf
  15. I say it's ok.
    Suggested by   @liisapdx
  16. Send you an email, but forget to attach the important document you asked for.. Then spam your inbox with a separate email saying "Oops, sorry, here it is!".
    A momentary lapse on my part.. But I f you do this to me, I will think you're forgetful and don't double check your things.
    Suggested by   @Evie