SMALL TALK I HATE
Because I'm not good at being a person
- •When you're waiting for class to startStare at phone stare at phone get books out stare at phone
- •When you're trying to buy something but the cashier is chattyDon't talk to me about the weather or how awesome you heard those pens I'm buying are
- •When you're waiting in lineWhy just don't do it
- •When you get to babysittingJust leave so I can play with your kids without judgment
- •When you're trying to leave babysittingGive me my money so I can get out of your house I've been here for 5 hours
- •When you're on a planeFlying is already a pain we don't need to make me feel any more anxious. Even if my family member was sitting next to me I wouldn't be talking to them I SURE DONT wanna talk to you
- •When you're forced to do ice breakersI'm in college I thought these wouldn't be an issue anymore but THEY ARE
- •When you get called on randomly to give your opinionNope. Would have raised my hand. Don't you dare put me on the spot. I don't care that participation is part of my grade.
- •When you're about to start a serious meeting but it's not serious yetHeh heh yeah it has been really warm out lately....so what would you say is your biggest flaw as a human being???????
- •When your waiter/waitress tries to connect with youJust bring me my food and make sure my Pepsi is refilled and you'll get a good tip I PROMISE
- •When you're getting your nails doneWhy do they always ask personal questions? And then I like forget to ask them back like a polite individual and I don't want them to think I'm self centered!!!!
- •When you're getting a haircutMy hair is literally soaking wet and covering my face don't even try
- •When you have to make any kind of phone call everUh uh uh no NO why can't everything be done on the internet yet? Where is the PROGRESS PEOPLE