WHY EACH DATING SITE/APP SCARES ME, RESPECTIVELY

And this is why I'll be single forever
  1. Match
    Users are so common and generic. Nothing exciting.
  2. Eharmony
    These guys are looking for a wife and will propose to anyone to check the box.
  3. Tinder/okcupid
    Hello hookups
  4. Plenty of Fish
    Hey, cheap. You get what you pay for.
  5. It's just lunch
    Why do you have to pay thousands of dollars to find a date? That's concerning.
  6. Christian mingle
    Just no