Things I've Said to My Cat Since I've Been Home

His name is Bert
  1. Oh hello there Demon Spawn
  2. Come here I want to cuddle
  3. Oh fuck you're in full freak out mode
  4. Why are you going nuts?
  5. I don't understand what your meowing means
  6. You just caused your toy to collapse
  7. What do you want?!
  8. I guess it's not a cuddle
  9. GAH THAT'S MY FACE!