Things I've Said to My Cat Since I've Been Home
His name is Bert
- •Oh hello there Demon Spawn
- •Come here I want to cuddle
- •Oh fuck you're in full freak out mode
- •Why are you going nuts?
- •I don't understand what your meowing means
- •You just caused your toy to collapse
- •What do you want?!
- •I guess it's not a cuddle
- •GAH THAT'S MY FACE!