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  1. Andre 3000
  2. Kanye
  3. Drake
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I mostly just screenshot texts and send them to ongoing group messages.
  1. I'm going to be a stove for Halloween
  2. I wanted to sell this t-shirt when the pope was visiting Philly but was too lazy/poor to get them printed
  3. I did my own hair for a wedding last month and it turned out kinda cool
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Aspiring entrepreneur or otherwise independently wealthy person with a vague job description and a superiority complex. So far I only have the superiority complex.
  1. I moved from CO to Philadelphia and although I love Colorado I love being able to say I'm from Colorado more.
  2. Bread is my favorite food, followed by ice cream. This ice cream donut sandwich is my dream food, but I've been avoiding it because I don't want to experience the best meal of my life yet and I also am avoiding diabetes.
  3. Lil Dicky is my celebrity crush/possible soulmate.
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A to-do list for avoiding your to-do list
  1. Google diseases (inspired by last week's Scream Queens episode)
  2. Read the Wikipedia page of a series you've never seen
  3. Look up the lyrics to popular rap songs and then cry about the future of America's youth (for reference this is Future's - Stick Talk)
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