LISTS I STARTED AND PROBABLY WON'T FINISH

Work in progress
  1. Problems in my landlord and his wife's relationship
    Thinking about turning this into a sitcom
  2. Dogs I see on the street that look like my friends (with photos)
  3. Men who aren't my dad but it seems like they could've raised me
    Sorry Larry Tabb
  4. Ethnicities people have asked me if I am
  5. Definitive ranking of Tom Hanks movies
  6. The lengths I've gone to get away with sleeping in
  7. Excuses I've made for being late
  8. Early 2000s actresses that got away
  9. Songs I belt while home alone and in the car
  10. Types of people you find at Whole Foods