"I'VE GOT THE POWER!"
- •Sneaky food theftTaking full/inappropriate advantage of sampling privileges
- •JaywalkingYou're not actually going to hit me
- •Talking my way out of a ticketPossibly a ticket for jaywalking or for blasting my music too loudly that it's "hazardous" (this has really happened) but I always managed to get out of it unscathed
- •Taking sugar packets from restaurantsI'm 80 y/o at heart and I'm not apologizing for it
- •Taking extra napkins with your takeout food and keeping them in the glove compartment for emergencies 🙈Suggested by @kate81
- •Taking the People magazine from the doctor's office. 👀Suggested by @alligeeshow
- •Acquiring tools to add to my makeup collectionthose detached mascara wands serve many purposes.... nars' are great: exactly like the ones in the mascara tube, color and all.Suggested by @gialappe