THINGS GIRLS THINK ABOUT TODAY THAT NEVER CROSSED MY MIND AT THEIR AGE

You're in middle school, chill out!!!! Also what ever happened to awkward stages?
  1. Posting photos of my ass on Instagram
    Wait til you have an ass to post your ass #protip
  2. Getting black out at a school dance
  3. Trying to look "slutty"
  4. Bombshell bras
    Must push up those 32A's
  5. Sex with senior boys
    At 13.
  6. "Netflix and chill"
  7. Abduction from uber driver
  8. Amount of followers on social media