Self explanatory
  1. Fake dietary restrictions
    Unless you actually are: gluten-free, nut-free, lactose-free, grain-free please don't tell me about it. Only tell me about it if your health is ACTUALLY at risk. I'm sorry I don't care.
  2. Public facetiming
  3. When people specifically identify as "cat people"
    I love dogs. Everyone loves dogs. You don't see me going around telling people I'm a dog person.
  4. People who talk on the car phone when I'm in the car
    Mom, I don't care when dad is going to yoga. The car is meant for singing.