THINGS I WILL NEVER GET TIRED OF

  1. Telling people I'm Jewish
  2. Putting mayo on things
    Absolutely anything
  3. Steam rooms
  4. Blaming things on my sister
    I blame my sister for using all the data and she doesn't even use Instagram.
  5. Telling people I'm partially Native American
  6. MY KIMONO
    Most loyal companion. After a long day of life, coming home and putting on my kimono cures all (actual kimono pictured)
  7. Pretending I'm in a rap music video
    "What happened to the dream of a girl president? She's dancing in the video next to 50 Cent" I'm sorry I let you down P!nk
  8. Early 2000's romantic comedies
  9. Quoting "When Harry Met Sally"
    "You're the worst kind. You're high maintenance but you think you're low maintenance." "I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich."
  10. Cereal