1. Telling people I'm Jewish
  2. Putting mayo on things
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    Absolutely anything
  3. Steam rooms
  4. Blaming things on my sister
    I blame my sister for using all the data and she doesn't even use Instagram.
  5. Telling people I'm partially Native American
  6. MY KIMONO
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    Most loyal companion. After a long day of life, coming home and putting on my kimono cures all (actual kimono pictured)
  7. Pretending I'm in a rap music video
    "What happened to the dream of a girl president? She's dancing in the video next to 50 Cent" I'm sorry I let you down P!nk
  8. Early 2000's romantic comedies
  9. Quoting "When Harry Met Sally"
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    "You're the worst kind. You're high maintenance but you think you're low maintenance." "I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich."
  10. Cereal
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