These are all real. I swear.
  1. MFEO
    Made For Each Other
  2. NIMBY
    Not In My Back Yard
  3. BTW
    Bring The Wheelchair (not to be confused with the usual "By The Way")
  4. NARP
    Not A Real Person
  5. WEG
    Wicked Evil Grin
  6. MHOTY
    My Hat's Off To You
  7. SOHF
    Sense Of Humor Failure
  8. IANAL
    I Am Not A Lawyer