WORST PICK UP LINES

  1. "Sorry, I know you were talking but I got so lost in your eyes I stopped listening"
    Is this supposed to be flattering?
  2. "Is your watch real?"
  3. "Fucking answer me!"
  4. "Are you wearing colored contacts?"
    Ya. You caught me.
  5. "Are you gluten free? You look like you'd be gluten free"
    Why? Why.