1. The movie Office Space is scary accurate.
  2. All of my bosses are men.
  3. People really, REALLY don't like millennials.
  4. Everyone loses their shit when there is free food in the break room.
  5. Cubicles as far as the eye can see.
  6. There are actually signs on the microwaves reminding people to clean up their mess.
  7. There is an acronym for everything (TIAAFE).
  8. I no longer have a soul.