1. Producer at WGN Radio
  2. Intern at WGN Radio (Even with the 4:30 am start time, I wouldn't trade it for the world. I had so many new and invaluable experiences which kickstarted my radio and storytelling career. Let's leave off the part where they began to pay interns a month after I was done! BE AN INTERN!)
  3. Theater Camp Counselor
  4. Box office manager* for an independent theater company in Chicago (*My boss once asked me to pretend I was an intern for a day, so as not to upset the woman who's job I had taken. Oops.)
  5. Box Office in my home town (Even if one of my coworkers is a high schooler...that place is filled with art and suburban dreams coming to fruition.)
  6. Professional cryer**
  7. Professional diaper changer**
  8. Professional mall bathroom toilet cleaner**
  9. Professional garbage diver**
  10. Barista x 2 (**I added more fake jobs before this one, because being a barista absolutely blows. Especially after completing 5 years of college, it just feels like crap to be yelled at about milk temperatures and scones. TIP YOUR BARISTA, and remember that they are HUMANS!)