Healthy Lifestyle Tricks You'll Never Ever Catch Me Using
The whole point of this country is if you want to eat garbage, balloon up to 600 pounds and die of a heart attack at 43, you can! You are free to do so. To me, that’s beautiful.
- •Replacing bread/ wraps with lettuceYou no longer have a sandwich, you have a hard to eat salad. No way.
- •Vegetables in dessertIt's like, it's one thing if you're gonna put black beans in your brownies because you hate yourself. But if you're gonna sit here and try to convince me that they IMPROVE the flavor? Fuck you.
- •A standing deskI KNOW, sitting is the new smoking. But like, also, no it fucking isn't
- •A juice cleanseChewing is REALLY important to me.
- •Being paleoI can't go 15 minutes without eating cheese