1. Don't tell anyone, but I grew up partly in Houston and partly in the dirty southeastern area of Texas.
  2. Houston is.... like every city. It's progressive and conservative and a literal melting pot because it is so fucking hot and disgusting.
  3. But some great things are from Houston, other than myself of course.
  4. First of all
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    YES, I LIKE SOLANGE MORE.
  5. Secondly
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  6. Fan fave of Weird Al
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  7. 🤷🏼‍♀️
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  9. Mike who?
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  10. This lunatic
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  11. Jody Highroller
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  12. Wrestling's greatest
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  13. RIP
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  14. Of course I'm sure
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  15. Bye
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