THINGS I DID TODAY INSTEAD OF BEING AN ADULT

Today was a Wednesday
  1. Ate only bread until about 2pm
  2. Got the mail in my pajamas.
  3. Put on real clothes at 5:07pm.
  4. But don't worry, I went to the gym at 2pm (when there was no more bread) and then showered. Simply failed to get dressed.
  5. Downloaded a dating app.
  6. Should mention that this dating app was for fun and I treat dating apps like a "game" where I assume I can be crowned winner.
  7. Decided on Dairy Queen chicken nuggets for dinner.
  8. Have referenced American Horror Story roughly 7 times today to different people.
  9. Google image searched "AARON CARTER."