THINGS I DID TODAY INSTEAD OF BEING AN ADULT
Today was a Wednesday
- •Ate only bread until about 2pm
- •Got the mail in my pajamas.
- •Put on real clothes at 5:07pm.
- •But don't worry, I went to the gym at 2pm (when there was no more bread) and then showered. Simply failed to get dressed.
- •Downloaded a dating app.
- •Should mention that this dating app was for fun and I treat dating apps like a "game" where I assume I can be crowned winner.
- •Decided on Dairy Queen chicken nuggets for dinner.
- •Have referenced American Horror Story roughly 7 times today to different people.
- •Google image searched "AARON CARTER."