Requested by @bjnovak
  1. The Murse
    For the guy that gives no fucks aside from being ~stylish~ and *on trend*
  2. The Messenger
    For the guy that's all business, all the time.
  3. The Backpack
    For the guy still relishing in his college glory days. Can usually be heard mumbling “Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Can’t Lose” to himself when he thinks no one is listening.
  4. The Fanny Pack With Shoulder Straps
    For the guy that you should run away from. Unless he’s The Rock. 💪🏽