PLANETS IN ORDER OF SEXINESS
- 1.PlutoForbidden, what a tease. Long distance isn't wrong, and science just wants us to be apart. I believe in you, I believe in us.
- 2.SaturnAll those rings proves you're desirable. Gravity liked it and put tens of thousands of rings on it.
- 3.EarthYou sit in the sweet spot! Consistent and comfortable. I could see myself raising a family here.
- 4.NeptuneBig, blue, and mysterious!
- 5.MarsI'd like to colonize you, maybe take a swim in your briny water. However, do I want to be where Matt Damon's already been?
- 6.VenusToo hot for you're own good. But a little stuck-up. We get it, you have acid rain. What else is is new?
- 7.JupiterBad ombré, but I get the appeal. Big is beautiful. You're kind of a one trick pony. An eons old storm? Give it a rest.
- 8.MercuryNot my type. Dry and desolate-cannot sustain life.
- 9.UranusYou're pretty, but you're jokes are played out! So over Uranus- your anus. You're drunk and plaid out. Go home.