SOUND BITES FROM A BURNING MAN ORGY

  1. "Why yes this lube is coconut oil. I put it in my hair, I cook with it..."
  2. "I only use cruelty-free anal beads."
  3. "Dude MY dreads got tangled with HER dreads... Mood killer-good vibes though."
  4. "Is that a lambskin condom?! Get the hell out."
  5. "All of my sex toys are antiques. I just like when stuff has a past-a history you know?"
  6. "You know this orgy is fine- but it's gotten too big. There are too many people and they just don't care about the banging."
  7. "Not a bong-that's a penis pump."
  8. "Not a penis pump friend-that's my bong."
  9. "Calling it 'doggie style' is actually offensive to our K9 friends."
  10. "We also don't call it being 'hog tied'. However, yes I am down."
  11. "Thank god this is a day 2 orgy and not a day 7 orgy. You do not want to be at a day 7 orgy!"
  12. "Is that a pasty stuck to your back Dan?"
  13. "I've never had sex in a yurt on a Navajo blanket with a man wearing goggles before."
  14. "Contrary to popular belief, glitter does in fact work as a contraceptive."
    Suggested by   @jz