THINGS THAT I AM
according to those who encounter me
- •bravea hero, technically
- •handsomeruggedly so, but in a traditional fashion
- •kindVERY nice man
- •faithful to but one mangod aka the lord
- •fairly largeswiftly nearing 750 lbs.
- •craft beer snobdrinks only coors light, miller lite, bud light lime, etc.
- •ride lawn mowersonly trusted mode of transportation
- •sports fan (enthusiastic)the hawks had more talent than the ducks and coach bombay fucking knows it
- •helps retarded kidshelps them get better
- •gayonly for pay. cash-ola baby. the green stuff...paper
- •inventorof the Dick Band-Aid™ The Band-Aid For Your Dick®