MOVIES I’LL ALWAYS WATCH IF THEY’RE ON TV

  1. Anything on lifetime starring Abe Vigoda
  2. True crime comedies
  3. Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever(IMDb it, it's a total piece of shit)
  4. The Harlem Globetrotters on Gilligan's Island(another magnificent piece of shit)
  5. Glen or Glenda
  6. The Black Gestapo
  7. Terror of Tiny Town(an all-midget western)they ride tiny ponies. L to the O to the L
  8. Ishtar
  9. Mommie Dearest(the "no wire hangers" scene is a hoot)
  10. And that crappy black and white movie with the guy that says rosebud