1. The after-wedding day Facebook status
    The always generic status every bride posts thanking everyone for making it "the best day ever"
  2. Pregnant women who create blogs solely to write about their pregnancy
  3. Moms asking for advice from other moms that they should probably be contacting a professional about
  4. Girls calling their SO (or even worse, their new fiancé) their "best friend" --like, isn't that implied and also weirdly platonic to be the one thing you say about them to the world
    Suggested by @ktwoj