ACCEPTABLE HOLIDAY GIFTS

Don't get me anything or I'll cry. But if you really feel you must give me something, then these are preferred:
  1. A mixtape/ list of themed things you thing I'd like (i.e. Music, books, tv shows, etc...)
  2. A legible handwritten letter to me about something. Can be absurd.
  3. Specific comments about my book which you have lovingly read.
  4. A list of bad pickup lines
  5. Puns.