ACCEPTABLE HOLIDAY GIFTS
Don't get me anything or I'll cry. But if you really feel you must give me something, then these are preferred:
- •A mixtape/ list of themed things you thing I'd like (i.e. Music, books, tv shows, etc...)
- •A legible handwritten letter to me about something. Can be absurd.
- •Specific comments about my book which you have lovingly read.
- •A list of bad pickup lines