1. She embodies the fall aesthetic
  2. She is tall and therefore she means business
  3. She has a great grunty laugh (heh heh)
  4. She is occasionally a badass under her outwardly-angelic public persona
  5. Her mom is the president of the Dewitt scrabble club
  6. She lets me cut the line at cci events/hooks me up wth free stuff
  7. She follows me on the list and none of you other bitches did