THINGS SCREECH HAS SAID ON SAVED BY THE BELL

  1. I refuse to be a piñata again!
  2. She ate an extra bagel today - I wonder what THAT meant
  3. Oh, my pancreas!
  4. Want me to jump out of the cake, babe?
  5. We played pin the tail on Uncle Fred again
  6. It's better to be dumped by the best looking girl than never to be dumped at all
  7. Oh no Zack, the last time you had a great idea I wound up naked in a jar of jelly beans
  8. Always the guinea pig, never the guinea
  9. It's okay foreign lady, I'll read the menu to you
  10. That's what my mom writes inside my underwear
  11. A coconut? Wow, these make great keychains!
  12. Are you kidding? I get a buzz from cough syrup!
  13. Oh no! Your surprised aways involve me taking my pants off