It might be time to stop playing Pokémon GO if...

The first step to getting help is admitting that you have a problem...
  1. The last time you saw your neighbor's cat, you pegged it with a tennis ball
  2. The only "gym" you've been in this month is the one you're defending for your team
  3. You can't remember the names of all three of your children, but you can name all 136 Pokémon...in reverse alphabetical order
  4. Your route to work is designed for maximum Pokéstops
  5. You keep ending up in strange bedrooms...for the wrong reason