1. Walking down the street with a lit cigarette means we ALL "enjoy" your nasty ass cigarette
  2. They suck
  3. The smoke does not stay within the boundaries of anything
  4. You know that cigarette that you're enjoying alone in the car? See that car behind you? Yeah, it's filled with your smoke too
  5. That shit does NOT come off of clothing
  6. You smell worse in the rain when your stench gets reactivated by the water
  7. You'd have more free time if you didn't smoke