1. Snoozed my alarm
  2. Thought about going to the gym
  3. Took the subway and transferred to the bus and was really proud of myself
  4. Had more than 1 slice of pizza at more than 1 meal
  5. Watched the pilot of the Sopranos
  6. Watched the last 5 minutes of the Sopranos
  7. Googled "Oprah Winfrey net worth"