THINGS I LEARNED ON THE INTERNET TODAY

  1. Kourtney Kardashian has a cousin named Kourtni Kardashian
  2. Penn Jillette lost 105 lbs
  3. There was a hummus recall and it didn't scare me like it should've so I will continue eating hummus
  4. Bobby Flay is getting divorced
    No word yet on the January Jones baby mama conspiracy as the cause
  5. The season 3 OITNB trailer does not excite me
    Not sorry
  6. Grease is rated PG
    How