- •VolcanosSeeing as how I live in Southern California
- •Ferris WheelsThey're circular metal death traps. Don't even get me started about the one at California Adventure
- •Irregular patterns of holesSeriously, Google "trypophobia." It's disgusting.
- •The drive up a mountainYou might fall off the side. Or worse...it might actually be a volcano.
- •People with Alopecia.I'm just sayin.......