Answers when my Uber driver asks if I'm using uberPOOL
I'm starting to get annoyed with this bullshit.
- •Yes!10-4, affirmative! I picked pool!
- •Yes.No really I did. I picked it. Saves me $$.
- •YESMaybe if I yell, it'll get better. MURICA.
- •¡Sí!Bueno, aquí estoy en Miami, okay.
- •SÍ YO LO COMPRENDO ESO. SÍ ES POOL.When the driver gets snappy with me and also thinks my remedial Spanish is gonna be cute. Nah
- •Here I just want to note that the following don't usually happen out loud bc at this point I've certified that I'm damn well aware I selected uberPOOL.They go via text to my friends.
- •Why do you think I don't understand what pool is???Okay we're picking up Sofia plus one, I literally agreed to this. No complaints here
- •What's this person's fuckin problem??I used pool get over itttttt
- •STOP YELLING AT ME BRO.Seriously why are you mad at me for using pool?? Congrats you just played yourself. Don't pick me up next time.
- •I just came out to have fun and I'm getting attacked rnI am not TSwift, you are not Kim K-West, js
- •Omg quit ur job as a driver.Thanks for the ride. I GUESS.
- •Thank fuck that's done!!Yay I'm at the bar/at home/etc!
- •Now to write a scathing review...Mess with the bull, get the HORNS.
- •Aaaaaand congrats to me.Someone has to tell Uber to stop hiring these angry gremlins.
- •Was that too much?Ugh maybe they're having a rough go. The economy is hurting the 99% so much.
- •Too late.Bye Felicia!