Answers when my Uber driver asks if I'm using uberPOOL

I'm starting to get annoyed with this bullshit.
  1. Yes!
    10-4, affirmative! I picked pool!
  2. Yes.
    No really I did. I picked it. Saves me $$.
  3. YES
    Maybe if I yell, it'll get better. MURICA.
  4. ¡Sí!
    Bueno, aquí estoy en Miami, okay.
  5. SÍ YO LO COMPRENDO ESO. SÍ ES POOL.
    When the driver gets snappy with me and also thinks my remedial Spanish is gonna be cute. Nah
  6. Here I just want to note that the following don't usually happen out loud bc at this point I've certified that I'm damn well aware I selected uberPOOL.
    They go via text to my friends.
  7. Why do you think I don't understand what pool is???
    Okay we're picking up Sofia plus one, I literally agreed to this. No complaints here
  8. What's this person's fuckin problem??
    I used pool get over itttttt
  9. STOP YELLING AT ME BRO.
    Seriously why are you mad at me for using pool?? Congrats you just played yourself. Don't pick me up next time.
  10. I just came out to have fun and I'm getting attacked rn
    I am not TSwift, you are not Kim K-West, js
  11. Omg quit ur job as a driver.
    Thanks for the ride. I GUESS.
  12. Thank fuck that's done!!
    Yay I'm at the bar/at home/etc!
  13. Now to write a scathing review...
    Mess with the bull, get the HORNS.
  14. Aaaaaand congrats to me.
    Someone has to tell Uber to stop hiring these angry gremlins.
  15. Was that too much?
    Ugh maybe they're having a rough go. The economy is hurting the 99% so much.
  16. Too late.
    Bye Felicia!