Reasons I Should've Picked a Different Hobby

Crochet ain't what it used to be.
  1. I love wasting time looking at projects I'll never do
  2. My YouTube suggestions basically insinuate I'm 70+
  3. Yarn isn't as cheap as you think
  4. People ask for a present or teaching, neither of which I am confident in myself to give
    Honestly my projects typically come out lopsided and/or somehow fatally flawed also I don't know shiiiiiiit
  5. Yarn sales get me hype
    98 cents?!? HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO SAY NO
  6. Crocheting is easier than studying so I... choose you pikachu