UBER DRIVER ADVICE AT 1:07AM

LIVE FROM YA GIRL AND @dsheerer
  1. Don't go home this early
  2. In fact, don't work, take six months off
  3. Don't throw up in an uber throw up OUTSIDE
    Lmk when you're done
  4. Eat lemons to avoid alc-caused vomit
  5. All girls keep a lemon in your purse for this purpose
  6. Don't use uberPOOL it's bad
  7. People don't understand POOL and it's bad
  8. Don't overshare about life with the uber driver
  9. Don't call an uber then STAY INSIDE DANCING
  10. Know how to walk.
  11. DON'T USE UBERPOOL
    Yeah this is a repeat.
  12. Lyft is good because you can get tips
    WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT EVEN WHAT NO.
  13. Put 7 girls in the car if that's what the people want!
    Tell the cops it's none of their business if they pull you over! Is this illegal or what?
  14. Natasha is a nice girl.
    She has a lot of friends.