WAYS IN WHICH DONALD TRUMP IS LIKE THE "POPULAR KID" IN 80'S MOVIES

  1. Tall
  2. Blond
  3. Hot girlfriend (wife)
  4. Makes fun of people (and the masses still like him)
  5. Says racist things (and the masses still like him)
  6. Fluffy hair
  7. The smart kid eventually triumphs (....hopefully)