A Few Text Messages I Received Today

  1. 1.
    "AHHHHHHAHAHJKLL! Fuck the government! #illuminati #BushDid911" - Danny
  2. 2.
    "✨✉️✨" - Callum
    My letter to Hogwarts, obviously.
  3. 3.
    "I have cleaned the toilet at least 10 times." - Patrick