1. The Mummy (1999)
    "First they take a sharp, red hot poker, stick it up your nose, scramble things about a bit, and then rip it all out through your nostrils."
  2. You've Got Mail (1999)
    "Don't they know you're supposed to have a last name? It's like they're an entire generation of cocktail waitresses."
  3. Clue (1985)
    "How do you know what sort of pictures they are if you're such a leh-dee?"
  4. Detroit Rock City (1999)
    "Tsk tsk tsk. I really wanted things to work out for you, my weaselly, dim-witted friend. You got spunk."
  5. The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
    "Son of a bitch, I'm sick of these dolphins."