Things I've done so far today (it's 10am):

  1. Drank two cups espresso
  2. Spent $5 on parking
  3. Drank a double cappuccino and ate a scone
  4. Got a job
  5. Cracked the 50,000 word mark on my new novel
  6. Now I'm going to take my over-caffeinated self out for ice cream to celebrate