1. Hot Otters in Skinny Tanks
  2. Too-Young Kids in Neon Helmets on Scooters
  3. Bear Dads in Printed Short-Sleeve Button-Downs Who DEFINITELY Didn't Experiment That One Time in College, Nosiree
  4. Asian Brides and Their Tuxedoed Entourages and Photogs
  5. Aggressive City Park Gardeners
  6. "Trap Queen"
  7. The Blessed Sound of Canada Goose Jackets' Collective Realization That April Is The Cruelest Month and Their Vile Time Has Come to Its Close
  8. Trojan