SPONSORS OF TODAY'S SPRING WEATHER IN NYC
- •Hot Otters in Skinny Tanks
- •Too-Young Kids in Neon Helmets on Scooters
- •Bear Dads in Printed Short-Sleeve Button-Downs Who DEFINITELY Didn't Experiment That One Time in College, Nosiree
- •Asian Brides and Their Tuxedoed Entourages and Photogs
- •Aggressive City Park Gardeners
- •"Trap Queen"
- •The Blessed Sound of Canada Goose Jackets' Collective Realization That April Is The Cruelest Month and Their Vile Time Has Come to Its Close