THINGS I'D LIKE TO TELL PEOPLE AS I WAIT IN LINE AT THE OPEN AUDITIONS FOR DOROTHY IN THE WIZ LIVE!
- •"Oh, no -- I'm not auditioning. I'm just a FRIEND of Dorothy."
- •"I'm simply here to see if Diana Ross is a judge."
- •"I've watched the YouTube video of Whitney Houston singing 'Home' on Merv Griffin more than I've watched the news."
- •"Oh, I thought they said 'QUEENS on Down the Road.'"
- •"Taye Diggs told me that if he did Hedwig, I'd do this."
- •Judy came to me in a dream last night and said, 'Forget your troubles; come on; get Dorothy!'"
- •"My Nicki Minaj costume is the rainbow."
- •"Is this the line for TRL?"