THINGS I'D LIKE TO TELL PEOPLE AS I WAIT IN LINE AT THE OPEN AUDITIONS FOR DOROTHY IN THE WIZ LIVE!

  1. "Oh, no -- I'm not auditioning. I'm just a FRIEND of Dorothy."
  2. "I'm simply here to see if Diana Ross is a judge."
  3. "I've watched the YouTube video of Whitney Houston singing 'Home' on Merv Griffin more than I've watched the news."
  4. "Oh, I thought they said 'QUEENS on Down the Road.'"
  5. "Taye Diggs told me that if he did Hedwig, I'd do this."
  6. Judy came to me in a dream last night and said, 'Forget your troubles; come on; get Dorothy!'"
  7. "My Nicki Minaj costume is the rainbow."
  8. "Is this the line for TRL?"