1. The guy who sees three consecutive urinals available yet chooses the one in the middle.
  2. The guy in the stall who thinks the stall walls are sound proof. Not only bodily noises but audible noises as well.
  3. The guy texting or talking on his phone at a urinal.
  4. The stranger who will talk to you at the urinal.
  5. My 5 and 3 year old boys
  6. And obviously the guy who doesn't wash his hands