THINGS I'M TOO OLD TO DO NOW

I'm 37 years old
  1. Become a police officer
  2. Start watching a new show on The CW Network
    I think if I started watching one a few years ago that was still currently airing I'd keep watching but my last CW show was Smallville
  3. Get in to a fist fight
    Professional fighters excluded. I've actually never been in a fight before but I think there is a point where if people in a bar fight are a certain age it looks trashy
  4. Sing on a Kidz Bop album