DAILY THINGS I SAY TO MY DOG

It's best if you read this in a high squeaky voice. You would think my dog's name is Girl but it's not.
  1. Are you hungry, girl?
  2. I know. I know. I know.
  3. Are you tired?
  4. Come here, Girl!
  5. You want some pancakes?
  6. No m'am.
  7. You gotta go potty?
  8. Please go potty!
  9. Ahh, you are the best dog ever!
  10. It's not 10:30... We'll go to bed real soon!
  11. You wanna snuggle?
  12. Nibble. Nibble. Nibble.
  13. Nite- Nite Girl.