Inspired by @marymurphy
  1. Around age 5...
  2. I convinced my older brother that the scalloped potatoes I'd eaten in the Indianapolis Airport were better than the ones he'd made for dinner, because they had more pepper.
  3. Subsumed in this lie are the following lies
  4. I'd flown to India, from New York, via Indianapolis
  5. I'd ever even been to Indianapolis
  6. The Indianapolis Airport has scalloped potatoes
    I'm assuming this is a lie