Inspired by @ListPrompts
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    So my mom is allergic to all things with fur
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    But I, aged 4-ish, really wanted a pet
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    So I got a lot of fish
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    Like 20 goldfish
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    I named them them after puppies from 101 Dalmatians
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    But there were so many and they looked so alike I couldn't keep their names straight
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    They all died within, like, three months