I know this is important to you all. This was definitely worth the time I put into it.
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    Buffalo Bills
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    My one true love of sports teams.
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    Green Bay Packers
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    See 'sports teams I root for'
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    Baltimore Ravens
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    There's no good reason for this.
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    Carolina Panthers
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    I'm all in on this Cam Newton thing, for the time being.
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    Arizona Cardinals
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    ONLY GOOD THINGS FOR LARRY FITZGERALD!!!
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    Seattle Seahawks
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    Freddy. Jackson. Also Marshawn Lynch. But Pete Carroll just irks me so much.
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    Pittsburgh Steelers
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    They're consistently above average and it's comforting. Plus, Antonio Brown.
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    Indianapolis Colts
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    Kind of invested in Andrew Luck's continued weirdness and complimentary trash-talking.
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    Minnesota Vikings
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    I read an article about their doughnut club and I love that shit. Also one of the best helmets in the NFL.
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    Denver Broncos
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    If Peyton doesn't retire after the Super Bowl I'm going to lose my mind.
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    NY Giants
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    Beating the Pats twice in the Super Bowl gets you some goodwill for a while.
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    Kansas City Chiefs
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    That was a fun win streak they were on.
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    Houston Texans
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    JJ Watt is very good at football. DeAndre Hopkins makes anyone look like decent QB. Arian Foster once tweeted his favorite tea and it was acceptable.
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    Oakland Raiders
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    They're on the upswing of my opinions.
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    NY Jets
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    I kind of hate them on principle. But I want good things for Fitz, and Brandon Marshall.
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    Cincinnati Bengals
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    Chicago Bears
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    Philadelphia Eagles
    I don't have any reason to dislike them, but I kind of do.
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    Cleveland Browns
    They've been pretty hapless, but that's mostly on them.
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    Tennessee Titans
    I frequently forget about them
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    Detroit Lions
    Them too.
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    Jacksonville Jaguars
    And them.
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    Atlanta Falcons
    And them, even when they're on six game win streaks.
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    San Diego Chargers
    Whatever.
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    Tampa Bay Buccaneers
    This is still "teams I don't really care about or even remember". Why does Florida have three teams anyway?
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    St Louis Rams
    Or not, anymore.
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    New Orleans Saints
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    I was at 31 teams and I had to use google to figure out what team I was missing. Which says something about the steep decline recently.
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    San Francisco 49ers
    So they're kind of a shitshow right now. Remember when they went to the super bowl? 3 years ago?
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    Miami Dolphins
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    Washington
    😑😑😑😑😑
  31. β€’
    New England Patriots
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    Congrats on making winning a Super Bowl exceedingly joyless. I'm so bored of this!
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    Dallas Cowboys
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