I know this is important to you all. This was definitely worth the time I put into it.
  1. 1.
    Buffalo Bills
    My one true love of sports teams.
  2. 2.
    Green Bay Packers
    See 'sports teams I root for'
  3. 3.
    Baltimore Ravens
    There's no good reason for this.
  4. 4.
    Carolina Panthers
    I'm all in on this Cam Newton thing, for the time being.
  5. 5.
    Arizona Cardinals
  6. 6.
    Seattle Seahawks
    Freddy. Jackson. Also Marshawn Lynch. But Pete Carroll just irks me so much.
  7. 7.
    Pittsburgh Steelers
    They're consistently above average and it's comforting. Plus, Antonio Brown.
  8. 8.
    Indianapolis Colts
    Kind of invested in Andrew Luck's continued weirdness and complimentary trash-talking.
  9. 9.
    Minnesota Vikings
    I read an article about their doughnut club and I love that shit. Also one of the best helmets in the NFL.
  10. 10.
    Denver Broncos
    If Peyton doesn't retire after the Super Bowl I'm going to lose my mind.
  11. 11.
    NY Giants
    Beating the Pats twice in the Super Bowl gets you some goodwill for a while.
  12. 12.
    Kansas City Chiefs
    That was a fun win streak they were on.
  13. 13.
    Houston Texans
    JJ Watt is very good at football. DeAndre Hopkins makes anyone look like decent QB. Arian Foster once tweeted his favorite tea and it was acceptable.
  14. 14.
    Oakland Raiders
    They're on the upswing of my opinions.
  15. 15.
    NY Jets
    I kind of hate them on principle. But I want good things for Fitz, and Brandon Marshall.
  16. 16.
    Cincinnati Bengals
  17. 17.
    Chicago Bears
  18. 18.
    Philadelphia Eagles
    I don't have any reason to dislike them, but I kind of do.
  19. 19.
    Cleveland Browns
    They've been pretty hapless, but that's mostly on them.
  20. 20.
    Tennessee Titans
    I frequently forget about them
  21. 21.
    Detroit Lions
    Them too.
  22. 22.
    Jacksonville Jaguars
    And them.
  23. 23.
    Atlanta Falcons
    And them, even when they're on six game win streaks.
  24. 24.
    San Diego Chargers
  25. 25.
    Tampa Bay Buccaneers
    This is still "teams I don't really care about or even remember". Why does Florida have three teams anyway?
  26. 26.
    St Louis Rams
    Or not, anymore.
  27. 27.
    New Orleans Saints
    I was at 31 teams and I had to use google to figure out what team I was missing. Which says something about the steep decline recently.
  28. 28.
    San Francisco 49ers
    So they're kind of a shitshow right now. Remember when they went to the super bowl? 3 years ago?
  29. 29.
    Miami Dolphins
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  31. 31.
    New England Patriots
    Congrats on making winning a Super Bowl exceedingly joyless. I'm so bored of this!
  32. 32.
    Dallas Cowboys