REAL SKILLS I HAVE
Not for resumes.
- •TriviaNot in a douchey way though. In a fun "I can answer that question you just posed to the group," "we'd do pretty good at a pub quiz" way. (I hope).
- •Buying presentsCorollary: also skilled at spending too much money on presents.
- •Peanut butter chocolate chip cookiesThe actual best. I have references.
- •Making people I don't like believe I think they're okayShoutout to high school, where I perfected this skill.
- •Making faces in the mirrorA lifetime of experience