Screenshots I Have On My Phone, Explained
- •I thought this picture of Michael Jordan's face on Beyoncé's body was not only necessary to understanding the current condition of the American dream, but also pretty funny.
- •I remembered that Incubus is great, and I was going to Instagram this truth, but instagraming and driving is dangerous. I forgot Incubus is great, again.
- •I couldn't remember which showing of The Jungle Book I was going to.
- •I went to Tallahassee and pretended I was still in college. This is my ticket.
- •Ugh, I forgot to use this promo code.