Screenshots I Have On My Phone, Explained

  1. I thought this picture of Michael Jordan's face on Beyoncé's body was not only necessary to understanding the current condition of the American dream, but also pretty funny.
  2. I remembered that Incubus is great, and I was going to Instagram this truth, but instagraming and driving is dangerous. I forgot Incubus is great, again.
  3. I couldn't remember which showing of The Jungle Book I was going to.
  4. I went to Tallahassee and pretended I was still in college. This is my ticket.
  5. Ugh, I forgot to use this promo code.
  6. Lol