1. I thought this picture of Michael Jordan's face on Beyoncé's body was not only necessary to understanding the current condition of the American dream, but also pretty funny.
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  2. I remembered that Incubus is great, and I was going to Instagram this truth, but instagraming and driving is dangerous. I forgot Incubus is great, again.
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  3. I couldn't remember which showing of The Jungle Book I was going to.
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  4. I went to Tallahassee and pretended I was still in college. This is my ticket.
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  5. Ugh, I forgot to use this promo code.
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  6. Lol
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