ALLOW ME TO LISTRODUCE™ MYSELF

Inspired by @marymurphy
  1. No fear of bees
  2. Wasps are a-holes
  3. Mid-forties are full of possibilities
  4. Says words backwards in head while driving
  5. Wife and kids are keeping me afloat
  6. Illustrator with serious block
  7. Gained 10 lbs of muscle recently
  8. When did all my childhood comics heroes become commonplace?
  9. I can be the life of the party or the surly benchwarmer
  10. I might have latent athletic abilities
  11. My next list won't suck so hard